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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:35
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Court documents reveal OpenAI is coming for your iPhone - 9to5Mac
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Chime, last valued at $25B, aims for $11B in upcoming IPO - TechCrunch
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This Week In Space podcast: Episode 163 — The Trials of Starship - Space
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
J&J ties early-stage lymphoma CAR-T to 100% response rate in 10 patients - Fierce Biotech
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
New Covid strain hits holiday hotspots as three new symptoms flagged - Cork Beo
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
With red carpet and a second line, New Orleans welcomes 6,000 Pokémon competitors - NOLA.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Is Billie Piper Playing the Doctor or Rose? 5 Theories About ‘Doctor Who’ Twist - TV Insider
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
No go.